Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Beer.
a diary entry by Timothy B. Tanglefrappe, age 10
Beer is daddy fuel.
He says that beer helps him close his ears when mommy is talking. He also says that it helps mommy open up her pecker wrecker when he’s feeling ornery. He told me that I wasn’t supposed to drink it until I was at least 14 and living out of the house and that if he caught me drinking it he’d smack my bottom with a belt. He caught my brother Todd one time and he smacked his butt so hard that Todd had to get special padded pants so that he could sit down.
Beer is made up of equal parts shredded wheat and racecar gas. It smells like corn chips and it looks like the color of my brother Todd’s pee but not as bubbly. People in my neighborhood drink it all the time to make girls pretty and lower their taxes. Mommy drinks beer to make the demons go away.
But one day I was walking in the woods and I went to the ballpark behind my house and there were a bunch of men there drinking beer and talking about pussy cats and slapping their hands together. They gave me one of the beers and I drank it in the woods. I was dancing to the music of the trees and Margaret Shatskin found me and took my beer. She chugged it down in one gulp and started calling me sailor.
We ran into Juan Pedro and Esteban in the woods and they were smoking special cigarettes. They told me I was loco for hanging out with Margaret because she’s been passed around like a basketball.
“That girl’s been hit more times than a piñata,” said Juan Pedro.
My brother Todd was hanging a piñata one time at Juan Pedro’s house and Esteban was blindfolded and hit him really hard with a baseball bat until candy came out. But it wasn’t candy. It was testicles and dick parts and Todd had to go to the hospital. They wrapped his package up like a burrito and his scabs looked like dried salsa.
The beer made me feel really strong and loud and I tried to pick a fight with a bear. Margaret flashed it her boobies and we ran off and the bear thought my brother Todd was me. It threw Todd up in a tree and he landed on a branch right up his poo-hole. It sounded like when grandpa shot a hole in one and Todd screamed like an eagle I saw on teevee.
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a diary entry by Timothy B. Tanglefrappe, age 10
Beer is daddy fuel.
He says that beer helps him close his ears when mommy is talking. He also says that it helps mommy open up her pecker wrecker when he’s feeling ornery. He told me that I wasn’t supposed to drink it until I was at least 14 and living out of the house and that if he caught me drinking it he’d smack my bottom with a belt. He caught my brother Todd one time and he smacked his butt so hard that Todd had to get special padded pants so that he could sit down.
Beer is made up of equal parts shredded wheat and racecar gas. It smells like corn chips and it looks like the color of my brother Todd’s pee but not as bubbly. People in my neighborhood drink it all the time to make girls pretty and lower their taxes. Mommy drinks beer to make the demons go away.
But one day I was walking in the woods and I went to the ballpark behind my house and there were a bunch of men there drinking beer and talking about pussy cats and slapping their hands together. They gave me one of the beers and I drank it in the woods. I was dancing to the music of the trees and Margaret Shatskin found me and took my beer. She chugged it down in one gulp and started calling me sailor.
We ran into Juan Pedro and Esteban in the woods and they were smoking special cigarettes. They told me I was loco for hanging out with Margaret because she’s been passed around like a basketball.
“That girl’s been hit more times than a piñata,” said Juan Pedro.
My brother Todd was hanging a piñata one time at Juan Pedro’s house and Esteban was blindfolded and hit him really hard with a baseball bat until candy came out. But it wasn’t candy. It was testicles and dick parts and Todd had to go to the hospital. They wrapped his package up like a burrito and his scabs looked like dried salsa.
The beer made me feel really strong and loud and I tried to pick a fight with a bear. Margaret flashed it her boobies and we ran off and the bear thought my brother Todd was me. It threw Todd up in a tree and he landed on a branch right up his poo-hole. It sounded like when grandpa shot a hole in one and Todd screamed like an eagle I saw on teevee.
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The Gods send clues about this situation frequently.
Eddie of Iron Maiden.
Closure of Fitsgeralds Reno/getting kicked out of Fits LV 1990 for "counting cards" after 5 minutes and $20:::Accusation of the innocent.
WWII's other holocaust:::Unit 731:::tsushogo. Tsushogo was a clue from the Gods illustrating their positioning long before it began. Incidentally, the used it to hurt the Chinese and position against future Japanese sucess by burying their atrocities.
The Concorde.
More below.
Never forget::The Gods have created positioning to conceal their true intent in each and every dyanmic we see in society.
We truely live in The Matrix:::There is the way things look and there is the God's REAL reason for doing things.
Employment charity:::Was W able to do his job as President?
I suspect there are many frat-boy types who could not or would rather not have studied nor do the work necessary so they gained this "benefit" telepathically. This could have been extended to their professional life as well::In most of these cases they don't have what it takes to do their jobs.
I think employment charity is FAR more common than people may believe.
Another example how they tempted people in this manner is the procurement of sexual relations.
Consistant with The Matrix, the Gods positioned both to these people which gained their confidence. But what they don't know is this behavior actually hurts them::They were offered temptation and they fell for it. And one day, if they are to have a future, they will be punished.
Keep raping these poor girls. You're going to end up as one in your next life.
Capitalism is evil because of the exploitative nature, illustrated with this Situation.
Muslims are correct:::Earning interest is evil.
Unlike war, which is a temporary period where the citiens incurr evil due to the decisions of the leaders, capitalism by its very nature incurrs evil for those who participate into perpetuity, an "institutional" method of incurring evil for the disfavored who engage in it. Inherant in earning interest is the exploitation of others, capitalizing on assets and exploiting the workforce for profit.
Understand the destructive nature of this element of evil we call the United States, for it spreads this cancer under the guise of "democracy" throughout the world.
Look for other institutional evil as related to the United States because as the land of disfavor castoff rejects there will be plenty of examples.
Examine my examples. They illustrate the God's reverse positioning used to confuse and disceive people who have made big mistakes in past lives.
I illustrate a certain way to think. If you doubt what I teach, if this is not your time to learn please at least completely understand this way of thinking, because when your time does come you will be able to refer to it and you will begin to see the God's pattern within the context of their positioning.
Nobody is going to save you. Christianity is a lie. And only through thinking correctly will you have a real chance to begin doing the right things.
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Eddie of Iron Maiden.
Closure of Fitsgeralds Reno/getting kicked out of Fits LV 1990 for "counting cards" after 5 minutes and $20:::Accusation of the innocent.
WWII's other holocaust:::Unit 731:::tsushogo. Tsushogo was a clue from the Gods illustrating their positioning long before it began. Incidentally, the used it to hurt the Chinese and position against future Japanese sucess by burying their atrocities.
The Concorde.
More below.
Never forget::The Gods have created positioning to conceal their true intent in each and every dyanmic we see in society.
We truely live in The Matrix:::There is the way things look and there is the God's REAL reason for doing things.
Employment charity:::Was W able to do his job as President?
I suspect there are many frat-boy types who could not or would rather not have studied nor do the work necessary so they gained this "benefit" telepathically. This could have been extended to their professional life as well::In most of these cases they don't have what it takes to do their jobs.
I think employment charity is FAR more common than people may believe.
Another example how they tempted people in this manner is the procurement of sexual relations.
Consistant with The Matrix, the Gods positioned both to these people which gained their confidence. But what they don't know is this behavior actually hurts them::They were offered temptation and they fell for it. And one day, if they are to have a future, they will be punished.
Keep raping these poor girls. You're going to end up as one in your next life.
Capitalism is evil because of the exploitative nature, illustrated with this Situation.
Muslims are correct:::Earning interest is evil.
Unlike war, which is a temporary period where the citiens incurr evil due to the decisions of the leaders, capitalism by its very nature incurrs evil for those who participate into perpetuity, an "institutional" method of incurring evil for the disfavored who engage in it. Inherant in earning interest is the exploitation of others, capitalizing on assets and exploiting the workforce for profit.
Understand the destructive nature of this element of evil we call the United States, for it spreads this cancer under the guise of "democracy" throughout the world.
Look for other institutional evil as related to the United States because as the land of disfavor castoff rejects there will be plenty of examples.
Examine my examples. They illustrate the God's reverse positioning used to confuse and disceive people who have made big mistakes in past lives.
I illustrate a certain way to think. If you doubt what I teach, if this is not your time to learn please at least completely understand this way of thinking, because when your time does come you will be able to refer to it and you will begin to see the God's pattern within the context of their positioning.
Nobody is going to save you. Christianity is a lie. And only through thinking correctly will you have a real chance to begin doing the right things.
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