One time when my brother Todd was sunbathing naked in the backyard a big eagle came down and thought that his whistle-fish was a worm on a rock. An eagle’s wingspan is six feet, about two feet more than Todd. It has razor sharp talons that can skeletonize a watermelon in mere seconds. The eagle sliced Todd’s private potato into ribbons. It looked like when that eel went through the turbine at the damn. His pickle changed color in the sun like Zartan from G.I. Joe.